stfuconservatives:

I got no problem with people who have open marriages or are poly but this really isn’t that. If that’s the sort of thing you want to do you talk about it before you’re banging a younger woman. Asking for an open marriage after the fact is a slimeball move to convince yourself that you didn’t cheat on your wife. And for that I also urp a little bit in my mouth.

-Joe

 ….. you know what makes me vom a little bit in my mouth?

realizing there are actually women out there who want to do the dirty with a newt.