Well, I can’t say I agree with what they do, it’s just not natural, men and women are so different obviously they weren’t made to be together..

Now that you’ve asked me this I’m really getting worried about all these straight relationships ruining my gay relationship… and how on earth am I supposed to explain their type of relationship to my kids? What if they ask me where striaght people get babies?? Oh man I don’t think that’s an appropriate topic for kids, do you?

It’s just wrong how straight people rub their depravity in my face.  But I mean.. no, I’m not against them or anything, I just wish they’d keep their straightness to themselves. I don’t care what they do behind closed doors.