Oh my god he’s the weirdest cat on the planet and we have NO idea why…

He and his brother Clive were rescued from underneath a drug rehab building in the hottest part of the summer two summers ago when they were about 4.5 weeks old, raised together there first few months and they are TOTAL opposites.

He’s never been abused or hurt or terrorized, mine was the first face he ever saw, they had eye infections and hadn’t opened there eyes when I found them.. his brother is a normal, extra affectionate lug of a cat.. Walter turns into stone if you touch him. One eye is so crossed sometimes you can’t see it and he has a really bizarre obsession with diving into bowls of water from way up high- like the fridge, into a water dish. He stands on the fish tank and is terrified of strangers - most people who come over don’t even realize we have a second cat because he’s under the bed as soon as he hears them at the door.

He has no reason for any of that, I think there is something wrong with his brain and I wouldn’t be super surprised if he had a stroke or something - something isn’t wired right… But we love him and no one else would *ever* want his creepy ass anyways- ‘re homing’ him would be a death sentence… He doesn’t bite or scratch, he’s just weird and its kind of endearing once you get to know him… The rare moments he comes and loves on me - not when I’m sleeping because he’s a little weird at night - are really kind of nice.

I know he’s odd but he’s really my favorite cat, we make a lot of fun of him but it’s hard not to.. he’s weird! But I still love the crap out of him :)